It’s been a few days since I posted. As my mother said, this has been a very “social” week for me. Tuesday was Fireside trivia. Wednesday was Miller’s with people from work. Thursday was Ursinus. And yesterday was BYO Bowling. The first two nights were “drunk nights”, the third night was a hammered night, and last night was a strong drunk night.
I don’t have much to update on and I know these posts aren’t everyone’s favorite, but I do have a few posts in my pipeline. However, I will be unable to get to them today, as I’m heading to Valley Green with my mom and sister to run and eat the Inn afterward (I’ve been to Valley Green probably 500 times and have never been to that inn). After returning home I’ll likely be out the door on my way to Philly to hang out with the brothers and a few friends. That will probably occupy my entire Saturday.
So what do I do when I don’t have time to create my own material? Steal from others! Enjoy these gifs on behalf of 4chan.
Recently, us five bandits who attempted to cross the Ben Franklin Bridge had our court hearing to rule on the appeal of the ridiculous $1000 fine that judge A-hole thought was appropriate.
I was unable to be present at the appeal hearing because of work, but was informed that the new judge was completely on our side and reduced the fine to ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS compared to the outrageous $1000 that the initial judge had set.
This entire situation exposes the ridiculous nature of the NJ court system, and I would imagine court systems throughout the US (though I can’t say for sure).
The first judge didn’t give a shit about the situation or what we had to say, it was simply “They were on the bridge? Max fine!!!!” Six months and a few hundred dollars each later, a judge who actually took the time to look at the case saw how stupid a $1000 fine was, and reduced it to a much more reasonable $100 fine. I’m grateful that the fine was reduced, but this entire process was so incredibly unnecessary.
There’s no reason this should have been settled SIX Months after the incident, it should have been settled the first time we appeared in the Camden Court House. However, it appears the state is so desperate for money that they gave us the choice, “suck it up and pay the $1000, or you can go through the big hassle of filing an appeal, and probably save some money” The appeal process alone cost almost $200 EACH which is insane, and was a waste of time for us as well as the judicial system. I don’t know how else to explain it.
The fact that things were taken this far, and took this long, to ultimately have the fine reduced to HALF OF WHAT IT COST TO FILE THE APPEAL is absurd. I imagine the sheer quantity of cases that the court house has to deal with is the reason for the inefficiency, but as someone with zero judicial experience, I’m flabbergasted at how the whole system operates.
John Yokomizo. I publicly apologize to John, as I falsely identified him as the anonymous poster Alaska. A few very-hard-to-explain coincidences popped up that made me believe John was Alaska, but now I realize I was wrong. I have removed the prior post that said it was him (what a dunce I look like).
Alaska, after all this time, and multiple wrong guesses, I am finally 100% sure as to who you are. The same rules apply as last time. Speak now, or be forever exposed!
There was background thread on 4chan that I was scrolling through and I saw the following (click to enlarge):
Aside from the “cool” look of the image, the quote under the combined face is what caught my attention, “This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time”
I’ve been considering moving out for a few weeks now. After graduating I said to myself I’ll live at home for a while, save up some cash, then move out. In the summer I said something like “The earliest I could see myself moving out is November/December, and the latest would be around May/June” with the mindset that, a year after graduating, I should be ready to go out on my own.
Time has been flying by. It’s already March!!! It does not feel like it’s been almost a year since graduating. I’ve also made no progress towards moving out. A few weeks ago it hit me like a brick wall, “I want to get out of here”. No progress will be made, however, unless I start freakin’ looking for a place to move to. My life is ending one minute at a time, and I’ve let a lot of minutes go by since graduating without doing much. Some of those minutes have been filled with productivity, but others have not. I’m aware of the incredible situation I’m in right now financially, but it’s time to make the move.
Moving out of your parents house is a benchmark moment of becoming your own person. Beginning now, I’ll be actively searching, and hopefully within the time period I gave myself (May/June), I’ll be a full step closer to being an independent human being. The minutes may be ticking by, but I have a lot of minutes ahead of me.
I saw someone post a Huffington Post article about how Philly is one of the most underrated cities in America. This was the inspiration for the post. I’m proud to be from Philadelphia. From the Eagles, to cheesesteaks, to Ben Franklin, to Wawa, and everything in between, being from Philly is a point of pride for me. Growing up I didn’t go into the city that often for someone who lived so close. However, as I’ve gotten older, and as my brothers continue to offer me places to sleep after hard nights of drinking, and as Laura and Brookes have moved there, I’ve been spending more time there. I haven’t been to many other big cities so it’s tough to make comparison, but I could see myself living in or around Philadelphia for the large majority of my life.
This is probably my biggest one, though I had to put Philly first. Running has been the only passion I’ve followed through on to this extent. I haven’t taken to guitar, or work, or traveling, or anything else the way I’ve taken to running. I wear my short-shorts like a badge. I want everyone to know I’m a runner despite what they think about it. Even now, being as out of shape as I am, I cannot wait to start running again. There’s no better feeling than being in shape and heading out for a run after a day of work, class, or whatever. I understand that most people don’t like running, but that’s because it’s physically demanding for them. If you get to the point where 6 miles at a reasonable pace isn’t a chore, you’ll begin to understand the freedom/mindset running allows for. It’s a shame I’m not actually that fast, but hopefully I can pop off a fast marathon in the next few years.
Specifically referring to Stortz Tools. Whether or not I ever get into Stortz Tools, it will always be something that I’m proud of. Very few people can say they have a family business, and even fewer can say that it dates back to 1853. When I refer to the company, even though I don’t work there, I say “we”. We’ve been around since 1853, we’ve been in the same building since the beginning, etc. Even though I’m not quite part of it, I feel like I am. I love showing people around the shop and having them express their admiration. It’s a rare thing to be born into, and I was lucky enough.
An Ursinus Graduate
I didn’t have that much school spirit in college. I didn’t go to the homecoming football game, I didn’t give a qua about who was voted King and Queen, I didn’t go to many of the on-campus activities, and I think the tuition is outrageous. I don’t think or say things like “I’m a Bear for life!”.
But I do feel loyal to a different aspect of being an Ursinus graduate. I feel loyal to Reimert, I feel loyal to the XC/track team, I feel loyal to 203, the fountain, St. Pedro’s day, the diner (specifically Eggs Benny), Frisbee & Volley ball in the Beach/Reimert lot, the Perk. These are the things I look back on and am proud of. Not “being a bear”.
Note, this is not “An Alcoholic”. I like being a drinker. Drinking has been the best social activity since the dawn of time. What’s better than hanging out with your best friends? Getting drunk and hanging out with your best friends. In my opinion, drinking adds to almost every social situation. While I think mixing an ego and drinking is stupid, I am proud that I can chug fast, and hold my booze. I’m also proud to be a two time UCXC Case Race Champion.
A great four player game that’s fun for everyone. Sophomore year of college was loaded with this game. We would get back from lunch, class, practice, the library, it didn’t matter, if there were four people available, we were playing. The bias of the items makes it so the best person doesn’t always win which keeps everyone interested. Adding in the variation of Beer Kart (aka Kario Mart, Drunk Driving, etc.) is an added bonus.
9. Candy Crush/Bejeweled Blitz
I lump these two together even though they’re not the same. Tristain showed me Bejeweled Blitz and Seth and I would compete each week for the highest score. I would have hour long phone calls and would mindlessly play Bejeweled the entire time. Once I broke 1,000,000 I saw no point in continuing. Then CC came along and got me revved up again. I’m currently on level 530/530 in the normal world (beat 530) and like 80/130 or something in the dream world. It’s lost its flare since I’m done the main world but for months I was determined to get to the end.
Few games get as intense as FIFA. Jake, Ian, and I would play any chance possible in high school and few things are as satisfying as beating Ian in FIFA (actually, in anything really). I don’t particularly like soccer but FIFA does a great job of making a 1-0 game exciting. I played a lot the past year or so with Nick and a bit with Gourlay so I’ve recently sparked the old flame I had for this game. You won’t hear me scream or curse as much in any other game.
7. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 1 & 2
I always thought COD was light years better than Halo and Gears. Fast paced, real damage, and noobs galore. I don’t know what else to say really. The game play was great and although campers annoyed the hell out of me, they were outweighed by everything else. Freshman year I vowed I would get a 25 kill streak for the MOAB but never did (I think my best was like 20) COD is actually a game I could see myself buying when I move out.
6. Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne
Another gem by Blizzard. Starcraft Brood Wars laid the foundation for me but Warcraft was my first big time RTS experience. Alex and I would hop on Vent and play custom games all night. From Footie Wars, X-Hero Seige, Golems, and every type of tower defense you could find, we played everything (except DOTA, that game sucked). There were so many different types of games and so many different ways they could play out. This is one that was no doubt better to play with someone else. Though I didn’t play the real game as much, that was equally fun, yet a little more stressful.
5. Super Smash Bros. Melee
This game was the ultimate “I’m better than you” game and as far as I knew, I was better than you. Friendships were strongly damaged because of Smash. Of the three Smash Brothers games, this one indisputably requires the most skill. I could tell you if I was better than you based on who you picked and whether or not you knew what the word “wavedash” meant. If you said “Link (or a host of other characters), and no, what’s that” then it was over. There is no better feeling than having someone talk shit on you about Smash, knowing that you’re going to win, and then pwning them.
4. Resident Evil(s)
The first video game to make me lose sleep. RE1, 2, and 3 for PlayStation were awesome and RE4 on GameCube put a great new twist on an old game. The combo of action and puzzle was perfect. They slowly introduced better weapons and harder enemies, all the while you never actually knew if you were going the right way. Some of those scenes made you jump whether you knew if it was coming or not. I remember this scene every single time I think of Resident Evil, and it scared the shit out of me no matter what even with the 1996 graphics.
3. Guitar Hero(s)
I knew I could get good at this if I wanted to, and for a few years, this game took over everything. I could play the same song for two hours straight trying to FC it with the right star path. My scorehero pagesays it all. For GH3: 56/70 FCs, multiple submissions on every single song, and I’m still ranked 191st overall based on my old scores. Reading the comments makes me realize how much of a loser I was. I wanted to be the best person that I knew at this game, and I was. Every now and then I’ll go back and try to beat an old score but I was so committed to this 5 years ago that I there’s no point in trying now.
2. Soldier of Fortune II: Double Helix
The game that inspired the post. Alex and I have been reminiscing about this game a lot recently. Smooth game play, great maps, fair weapons; it was the perfect FPS. I cannot think of any significant flaws. The best part of this game was the people you played with. Day in and day out you played with the same people. You knew who was good (Cracka, Inf, anyone in TM) and who was god-awful (Cavey, Grendel Prime, anyone in Kaiju). You knew who was cool and developed relationships, which sounds weird, but that’s what happens when you play with the same people everyday. Having played both, I don’t see how anyone can argue that any version of CS is better. Unfortunately the game has since died, but if people were still playing this, I would absolutely start again. There’s no adrenaline rush quite like shotty-charging the kitchen on Shop2 or nade-rushing the caseroom on HK1 to end that round in 45 seconds.
1. Diablo II: Lord of Destruction
No other game dominated my life quite like Diablo did. It was the ultimate RPG. The mental stranglehold this game had on me for 10 years was like no other. Everything else in life was an obstacle in the way of playing Diablo. The different character builds, items, and constant pressure to be a higher level and have better gear than your friends drove this game. I must have said “FUCK THIS GAME!” and quit 50 times, only to return to start from scratch. I’d routinely log 5 hour sessions only getting up to piss. The game degraded as bots ruled Baal/MF runs and duped runes were all over the place, and I attempted Diablo III for a bit in college, but it wasn’t the same. In those prime years, this game consumed me unlike any other I’ve played.
Super Mario 64, GTA Vice City, Trials, Robot Unicorn
A few months back I signed up for Groupon because I figured there was nothing I could lose. I had some extra cash and wouldn’t mind being presented with quality deals for something that I wouldn’t ordinarily do. After sending countless Groupon emails to my trash-can, I finally purchased something. I wrote a post recently about how I have trouble spending money on things that I don’t really need which received a lot of quality comments. Here is what I read which finally made me say “Ahh what the hell, I’ll buy it:
“One or Three 60-Minute Swedish Massages with Initial Consultation at Ovation Chiropractic. In a Nutshell: After consultation and pain exam, massage therapist eases tension, detoxifies muscles, and boosts circulation with clinical massage strokes”
I had a conversation with Laura about Groupon and said that buying a massage is something I would actually do. I’ve never had a professional massage but would imagine that for $30 and an hour of my time, it’s worth a try to relieve some stress. I am a bit ticklish and have never responded well to people giving me aggressive “massages” (not that that happens often), so that worries me a little, but this should hopefully be as relaxing as it comes.
The problem will happen at the end of the massage when the Chiropractor will say “So, you have a spondy and want to train for a marathon, you’ll definitely need my help if you want to stay healthy.” I’ll kindly tell him no, which makes me feel bad because he’s getting jipped on the Groupon deal in the first place, but that’s how it goes.
$30 isn’t a lot and a massage isn’t quite sky-diving, but I’m moving in the right direction. I will surely have a post following the appointment.
Splits were roughly 73, 2:30, 3:45, 4:57.72. Could have possibly gone a second faster with more even splits. Could have possibly gone another second or two faster if I didn’t binge drink the night before. Pretty happy with that though.