Thanks A Lot Peyton and Julius
Posted by Sam on September 9, 2014
Due to the fact that I smashed my laptop on Sunday Night, blogging will take a temporary hit, as I have limited computer access.
The story is this. I’m in two fantasy football leagues. In one league, I was playing against Peyton Manning. In another, I was playing against Julius Thomas.
After Peyton threw TD #1 to Thomas, I was pissed.
After Peyton threw TD #2 to Thomas, I was screaming profanities at the top of my lungs.
After Peyton threw TD #3 to Thomas, I smacked my hand as hard as I could on the couch, where, unbeknownst to me, my laptop was sitting. Instead of smacking the couch, I smacked my laptop dead on as hard as I absolutely could.
In the minute or two after I wasn’t worried about the laptop, as it seemed like an afterthought to the fact that Manning and Thomas had hooked up for three freakin’ TDs. But, it turns out that smack was the crushing blow that my laptop could not handle. The screen is slightly more cracked than it was, and there is almost no functionality. Basically it takes me to this blue screen where I have a few options, but can’t get past the blue screen ever.
I considered writing Peyton and Julius a letter, explaining the situation, and asking for a donation of $650 to replace the laptop they had broken, as I thought it would be the least they could do. But instead I’m going to suck it up, go to Best Buy, and see what they can do.
Fortunately for me, I was going to lose my game against the Rock, who had Peyton, regardless. And in my other game, Stafford and Calvin went HAMMER last night for a combined 76 points and I won by 2, 152 – 150. BOOM!