Top 8 places I want to get stuck during a snow storm
Posted by Sam on March 6, 2018
With Hurricane Johnson right around the corner, this seems like a timely topic.
8. Barnes & Noble
Just kidding. I’d rather freeze to death outside naked in the snow than be stuck in a god damn Barnes & Noble for even 30 minutes.
7. Strip Club
You’d think this would rank higher, but after a few hours I think this would go south really quickly. I’d start getting hungover and the women would start getting really annoyed with me.
Give me skee ball, Guitar Hero, and some House of the Dead or something and I could KILL a lot of time, ha!
Ping Pong is one of those things that I never get tired of and I’m physically durable enough to play for a while. I’d just need to get stuck with the right people…
4. Guitar Center
By the end of this we’d be playing Sgt. Peppers in its entirety better than Pink Floyd themselves.
3. Bowling Alley
The only reason this isn’t number one is because after about 8-10 games I physically couldn’t bowl anymore. If I didn’t have a 300 by the end I’d probably quit bowling.
2. Any bar during the first weekend of March Madness
I may be bias since this is right around the corner and I just took of next Thursday / Friday for this, but the first weekend of March Madness is a top 3 sports weekend of the year.
Obviously this is number one. Winning money is so fun and easy. I’m not even considering the fact that I might lose money while choosing this.
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