Top 8 places I want to get stuck during a snow storm

Posted by Sam on March 6, 2018

With Hurricane Johnson right around the corner, this seems like a timely topic.

8. Barnes & Noble

Just kidding. I’d rather freeze to death outside naked in the snow than be stuck in a god damn Barnes & Noble for even 30 minutes.

7. Strip Club

You’d think this would rank higher, but after a few hours I think this would go south really quickly. I’d start getting hungover and the women would start getting really annoyed with me.

6. Arcade

Give me skee ball, Guitar Hero, and some House of the Dead or something and I could KILL a lot of time, ha!

5. SPiN

Ping Pong is one of those things that I never get tired of and I’m physically durable enough to play for a while. I’d just need to get stuck with the right people…

4. Guitar Center

By the end of this we’d be playing Sgt. Peppers in its entirety better than Pink Floyd themselves.

3. Bowling Alley

The only reason this isn’t number one is because after about 8-10 games I physically couldn’t bowl anymore. If I didn’t have a 300 by the end I’d probably quit bowling.

2. Any bar during the first weekend of March Madness

I may be bias since this is right around the corner and I just took of next Thursday / Friday for this, but the first weekend of March Madness is a top 3 sports weekend of the year.

1. Casino

Obviously this is number one. Winning money is so fun and easy. I’m not even considering the fact that I might lose money while choosing this.

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  1. It’s probably me, but not capitalizing the title tilts me.

    For me would be getting stranded in a bar that has a hot bartender, serves Hop Devil, Dale’s Pale Ale, and Founders Centennial on Nitro, and being able to bet on as many sports games as possible, preferably 5 or 6 different sports all at the same time. Playing music by Night Riots (listen to their new song Colour Morning), AWOL, and let’s throw some Kygo in there. Day set. Some people who don’t talk to much, are interesting when they do, and don’t only talk about themselves, would be added pleasure.