HQ Trivia Sucks
Posted by Sam on January 16, 2018
HQ Trivia is all the rage these days and it fucking sucks. Here’s why:
The intros are AWFUL
Every intro is a way-too-long monologue filled with bullshit puns that are charming at first; But after a week you just start to hate them.
The questions are too hard
I know I know, “that’s the point of trivia“, but when compared to bar trivia where music and sports are emphasized, these suck.
There are too many players / the prize is too small
They’ve talked about increasing the prizes, but unless each winner is getting thousands, I have no interest.
The app lags
I’d say every single time I’ve played, the app has lagged significantly, sometimes resulting in missed questions.
It’s a good idea and the sheeple will play, but it actually sucks and I uninstalled the app yesterday.
Have fun you H-Cucks!
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