My Attempt at Christmas Song Lyrics

Posted by Sam on December 28, 2017

Below are some classic Christmas songs, and I’m going to write as many lyrics as I know for each one. Shane is going to LOVE this post.

Green means I’m confident.

Red means I’m not so sure.

Let’s get started!


White Christmas

I’m dreaming of a White Christmas. I’m dreaming of snow.

Can’t even guess the rest of the lyrics.


Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

You know Comet and Jonah and Prancer and Vixen. Donner, and Jolly, and Snowboard, and Blitzen. But do you recall, the most famous reindeer of all? 

I actually know the rest of the lyrics and am not going to type them out because it’s boring and long. Does anyone know all their names?


Frosty the Snowman

Frosty the Snowman, had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it. You would even saw it glows.

For the life of me I can’t think of the second line. I keep going to Rudolph but I know that’s not right.


Let it Snow

Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful, and since we’ve no place to go. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

Oh la-la no signs of it stopping, and the fire is surely popping, and since we’ve no place to go, let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

I actually like this song.


Jingle Bells

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way. Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse opened sleigh. HEY!

That’s the whole song, right?


Joy to the World

Joy to the world, the teacher’s dead. We bar-be-que’d his head! Then we took his body and flushed it down the potty and round and round it goes! And round and round it goes!

I remember the latter part from elementary school.


Deck the Halls

Deck the halls with crowds of jolly fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la. *second line*. Kill your neighbor and your sister fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

Again that latter part is from elementary school.


Have yourself a merry little Christmas

Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Have yourself a good time…? Have yourself a merry little Christmasssss Niiiiiiiiight.

What an original tune. Like c’mon, this song fucking sucks.


Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree

Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree have a happy holiday. Jingling and Singling, you and me, have a happy holiday! What a bright time, it’s the right time, to rock the holidays. Jingle bell time, it’s a swell time, to go riding in a one horsed sleight. Giddy up Giddy up, kick up some mud. Don’t forget your coat.

I know most of this from Mean Girls.


‘Twas the night before Christmas

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, there wasn’t a peep, not even a mouse.

I’m not sure if this is a song or a poem or what. I’m also pretty positive there’s more to it than just this.


Silent Night

Silent Night. Holy Night. All is well. All is right. Peace may come. Peace may go. Weather forecast. Is calling for snow.

I didn’t know this was a Christmas song until I looked up “Christmas songs” just now. I remember this from the Simpsons when Bart / Lisa sing as Homer breaks into the house.

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  1. Still the best Christmas lyrics out there….Christmas in Hollywood by Hollywood Undead

    I’m about to serve it up for all you boys and girls
    Good kids, bad kids, even Da Kurlzz
    We were chilling at home and decking the halls
    So I checked my phone and Santa had called
    He said he’d swing by at a quarter to twelve
    He said that his jolly ass needed some help
    He said Christmas ain’t a day but a way of life
    “If you guide my sleigh, I’ll let you fuck my wife!”
    So we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle
    Funnier than fuck you can ask Chris Kringle
    So we all took flight but something was fishy
    He asked for road head and started to kiss me
    Underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows
    Instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildos
    I pulled down his beard and it was a monster
    It wasn’t Saint Nick, it was a fucking impostor!
    When we found out he started to pout
    I took my bandanna and I choked him out
    I pulled off his beard and I fucked his mouth